Thursday, September 10, 2026

A confession from Jemima...

Dear Enoch,

I have a confession to make. Remember the last Explosion Day I was making noise about? Your girl actually missed one of the discounts. 😭

The annoying part is that I knew the time o! I just said, “Let me finish what I’m doing first.” By the time I remembered and went back to my cart, opportunity had passed me by. See ehn, some lessons only need to happen once.

So every weekday, I’m not playing with anybody. ₦5,000 off at 12 noon during Happy Hour? Alarm set. ₦2,500 off at 5 pm? Another alarm set. If my phone rings at those times, please don’t call me, I’m busy. 😂

And if you missed the last Explosion Day completely, you and I have been given another chance because there’s another one coming. This time, we must not miss it o! From midnight, you can get up to ₦25,000 off, then there’ll be more automatic discounts at 10am, 12 noon and 5pm, plus a Mega Flash Sale at 12:30am. At this point, just keep your cart ready for Explosion Day and set all the alarms you need because “let me check later” will never be me again. 😭

Once bitten, twice sharp. 😌

Till next time,
Love,
Jemima from Jumia