Chris Evans  @achrisevans
 
Bus test 2day. Message to all kerbs in Uxbridge/Hillingdon, please breathe in this p.m. if you see a ginger bloke in a big white Motts coach
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BBC Sport  @BBCSport
 
'It's time to be a dad again'. Defender leaves Luton for family reasons bbc.in/1OPGGPD
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Olly Murs  @ollyofficial
 
Wow his lad needs to cheer up and get off Twitter! Someone give him a hug or something please 😂😂 twitter.com/laura_woodsy/s…
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John Bishop  @JohnBishop100
 
Had a nightmare with a bad neck but after acupuncture, a hospital visit and Physio all ready for Brisbane tonight 😎
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VeryBritishProblems  @SoVeryBritish
 
Responding to doorbell:
- Freeze and stop breathing
- Look as if dividing 974 by 538
- Say "who on earth is that?"
- Hide
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Rio Ferdinand  @rioferdy5
 
Where are the defenders on the Ballon d'Or shortlist?? Exactly what I was talking about the other night....
BreatheSport
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